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::ARCHIVES:: 31.10.03 - **** late
birthday presents? i'll love you long time! **** steve is running around in circles, giggling like a little school girl. he is also covered in bruises and red marks. last night was the Strapping Young Lad concert..... steve's been looking at all his signed merchandise and sighing all day, like a lovesick puppy. and he really really wants me to share all the fond memories of meeting Devin Townsend and the band..... so yea, click the image for a big collage of Devin images. rash update- the redness is sorta faded today, tho my ear is still sore and my glands are still really sore and swollen. i've made a doctors appointment, tho i can't find my healthcare card which means they wont bulk bill :( shiiiiiit! but yea, i spent the day watching buffy with elle and william. yay buffy! oooh and the other tegan and sara albumn arrrived yesterday. so thank you very muchly to whoever bought that for me :D 29.10.03 - **** late
birthday presents? i'll love you long time! **** YET ANOTHER POST: holy shit, i can't believe this is
my third post in the one day. its like 2 minutes until midday so i could
make this another day, but meh, fuck it. i've been recording videos to
curb my boredom. so that's what this post is about. anyway the reason for this post is to link the videos i recorded tonight. i put two of them together, and the third is by itself. blah blah, not great lighting so brighten your screen. sorry my lights are so crap, i should record video in the kitchen with the fluro lights. but listen to me ramble about crap. wheeeeeee- videos: ONE | TWO oh yea, i just saw a news thing about the californian fires.. and arnie was on there. anyone in california? tell me what you think about arnie being your new govenor... or even if you aren't from cali, tell me what you think. i'm sorry, but i think its a complete joke. its hilarious. can he even pronounce california? hehehehe ANOTHER POST: last week: i was out
on the balcony having a cigarette and i noticed a spider crawling up the
wall, up one of the poles... it was heading for the corner of the pole
and of the ceiling... there are old spider webs up there. its a good spot
to spin a web. a good spot if you're a spider.... anyway, he was quite
a big one. very long legs, a very round body. pretty bloody creepy. i
sat there, entralled as i watched him crawl slowly up the wall, leaving
a bit of a web trail as he crawled up. i'm grossed out by spiders, by
insects.... yuck... i finished my cigarette and went back inside and grabbed
the bug spray. i thought about grabbing the broom and just knocking him
off. however i worried that i wouldn't get him, he'd get angry, get stuck
to the broom etc. so i came back out with the spray, and without leaning
in too close, i sprayed him.... today: almost a week later, everytime i have a cigarette, i look over the balcony. and the spider is still there. obviously dead by this stage, but still there. i recited the story to one of the girls at work the other night and she told me she doesn't use bug spray because she discovered that it doesn't kill the bug... it paralyses it. so when you see a cockroach on the floor, apprently "dead".. its not... its just paralysed. bug spray disables the bugs movements and then it starves to death. that's so horrible, i feel so bad. i know that a cockroach or a spider is just an insect or arachnid....(spelling?). but still, i dont konw why, but i feel so horrible for slaughtering something in that disgusting manner.... i dont know why, but i was having a cigarette and saw the spider yet again and felt like sharing this story. oh god!!!! i've broken out into this crazy crazy rash. its under one
eye, on the other side of my face, near my hairline, and of all the wierd
places- BEHIND MY EARS!!!!! i think its this cheap perfume i bought- you
know the kind? ..... "If you like Dolche&Gabanna, then you'll
love our cheap imitation of it" the only reason i bought it, was
to use at work. i'm working in a smokey atmosphere and screwed if i'm
going to waste my good perfume. when i spray it on my neck, i usually
rub it up my neck, almost behind my ears (finding the pulse points)....
now suddenly, i've broken out in theses little lumps... like blind pimples.
and now my other ear feels like it has a pimple in it.. maybe it isn't
a pimple after all. its just red and inflamed. argh! *cry* i'm so gross!!!!! anyway, off to watch bad day tv! why?...... because i can!!!!!!!! yay holidays! tomorrow we're going to elle's for a buffy marathon! hehe she has seasons 1-6, so i wonder how many episodes we can get thru from midday onwards! yay buffy! 28.10.03 - **** late
birthday presents? i'll love you long time! **** i have a blind pimple in my ear, it hurts! its so freaky, shoudl i pop it? (if so, how the hell do i do that?) or just leave it.. it hurts to lay on that side of my head :( stupid ear pimple. uni has officially finished for me, FOREVER! wow, it hasn't really sunk in yet..... no doubt it will, and i'll be missing uni soon. at the moment, i'm just so fucking glad. i dont think i could have taken one more day of that shit. i was ready to kill/hurt/maim someone..... and no doubt it would have been steve. he's been my punching bag for all my emotions this semester. poor guy. one minute i'm hugging and kissing him, the next i'm crying and pushing him away. no more psycho rhi. i'm going to be relaxed soon! my first step towards relaxation and holiday-mode: i'm going to get my legs waxed! (i'm a hairy beast at the moment). and i'm going to be late, so i better run! *hugs for everyone* 24.10.03 - **** late
birthday presents? i'll love you long time! **** i'm home, and i'm drunk and i'm about to go to bed. but i'm so great,coz i put all the video clips from tonight together and compressed it into one file. unfortunately its still 17 meg.. so yea, sucked in if you're on dial up! hahahah i might try again tomorrow and see if i can make it smaller. its about 4 minutes long. not edits, not fancy cuts, just one clip after another. god its so funny to watch. jess was soooo drunk!!!! its great, you must watch. WATCH IT NOW! go you good thing. i've been listening to my new tegan and sara albumn... its so great. reading the lyrics, these girls are so hot. i wish i could write shit like that. enjoy enjoy enjoy our random drunkeness!!!! and thank you rachel, chris, jess, oystein and shannon for being my actors. ouch my thumb hurts, i burnt it on the toaster when i was making toast before... i got home and i was hungry... drunkeness hungry. and the toast got stuck and i tried to pull it out and my thumb got burnt. a nasty little blister is forming. ouchie mama!!! 23.10.03 - **** late
birthday presents? i'll love you long time! **** what started as a bad day (i've been stressed and crappy, throwing things around, having the urge to hurt ssomeone, sulking and pouting) has turned into a GREAT day!!!!! we got our vcr back and its all fixed and they cleaned it and made it smell fresh and new. and one of the tegan & sara albumns arrived! belated bday present from paul. THANKS BUDDY! and in procrastination, i made another video. coz i'm a loser!!!!!! view it here! oh and i found the coolest website last night.... parasite.tv.. seriously check out the videos, i was in stitches last nite and sat up til 3am watching them all. i really wish i had a video camera and good editing suite now! 22.10.03 - **** late
birthday presents? i'll love you long time! **** because i'm slack/lazy/vain i've taken a short video just saying hi,
to make up for the fact that i haven't updated in ages...... i'm doing
my last assignment.... spose to be due tomorrow (its
10:30pm) but i still have a lot to do, so it might be late.... i'm planning
an all nighter, so comment or email
me to distract me :D hehehe UPDATE: ok i was flipping thru New Idea (trashy woman's mag) and i read a thing, Drew Barrymore has tickle sessions in which a woman who specialises in laugh tests comes over to Drew's house and tickles her from top to toe... she loves the release it gives her... this struck me as strange... i'm not a ticklish person (ok there are
a few places that make me flinch, and giggle) but my sister is extemely
ticklish and i used to torture her by tickling her til she would be crying
and almost peeing her pants. she hated it.... i know it makes you laugh
but she would hate it.... because i'm not really ticklish i always assumed
that being tickled (if you're really sensitive) wasn't so great.... if
you're ticklish comment and tell me what its like- do you like it? or
do you hate it coz you can't control yourself. 18.10.03 - **** late
birthday presents? i'll love you long time! ****
8pm friday night, mum and i say "mmm actually a bit tired, after the long day of shopping... i dont think we'll be out for long" 5.30am saturday morning, mum and i say drunkenly, "geeeshus we were out late, i'm soooo drunk, blah!" *stumble in the door and pass out* needless to say i've feeling very seedy now (2pm saturday). so yea, mum and i had a full day of shopping and female bonding time on friday. bought some new clothes (jeans, tops blah)... and *drumroll* A DIGITAL CAMERA!!!!! yay! i bought a sony DSC-P8 (its red!!!!) 3.2MP, records video and sound. i'm really happy with the purchase!!! AND of course i have some photos (and a video!) to show off the new purchase! last nite- my cousin holly came over, and heather... we drank at home,
then walked down to the valley. stopped in at dooleys but left quickly-
yobbo central!!!!! we ended up at RG, which is always fun and good for
a dance! mum went and played the pokies for a while and when i went to
check up on her, she had found a friend... well this guy had found her
anyway.... chris (i think his name was), was 22, a bit of a bevan... very
drunk and on speed. but he wanted someone to chat to and my mum was it....
he was like "your mum is hot!!!" hahahah he bought us all drinks
so yay, that was cool. definately love free drinks. fiona and jane arrived
after middnight... ran into heaps of other people i konw too. lots of
dancing and drinking..... ergh i mixed drinks badly- i had vodka, champagne,
shots- black sambucca, quick fucks, some other shot with vodka and midori
and white sambucca...- ergh feeling it today. i saw this really really
hot girl on the dance floor- short blond spikey hair, very man-ish, dyke-ish
shirt... she was so spunky, dancing away. i kept trying to catch her eye,
but no luck. and then she disappeared after i was outside for ages...
:( *sulk* she was someone i would come out of the closet for. anyway, the night went by way too quickly and before i knew it the sun was coming up while we were dancing. that was it for me, i thought i bettter take mum home (tho she was managing fine) so we wandered home, grabbed a slice of new york slice pizza on the way, and passed out! woke up feeling very seedy but now i've showered and eaten and i'm feeling a bit better. just really scattered :s brain is definately MUSH! anyway i think i'm going to go and lay on the couch and stare blankly at the screen. 16.10.03 - **** birthday
presents? i'll love you long time! **** YAY ITS MY BIRTHDAY, OH YEA, ITS MY BIRTHDAY! it's been a great day, despite having to finish off, hand in and present my assignment..... mum woke me up in her usual way (when i was a kid) by talking to me in silly voices, and rubbing my back. got up, had breakfast and then rach came over- 1) to give me her pressie and 2) to get her hair done. so the morning was filled with great chats (as well as finishing off my assignment ergh). i walked to uni, presented my project (it went alright i think), went and picked up my results for a previous assignment (i got 95%! how awesome is that!!!!!), walked home, poked my head into a few clothes stores, bought myself a shirt (bday present to myself hehe), came home... heather and rob came over, then we got ready and me, mum, dad and steve went to dinner at the spanish restaurant down the road. and that brings me up to now! i'm about to start drinking the leftover sangria and force everyone to listen to tegan & sara!!!! hahah tomorrow, mum and i are going to the city in the afternoon to do some shopping (hopefuly going to buy myself a digital camera with the money dad gave me, and money i have saved up!), then a few people (heather, rach, my cousin etc) are coming around for drinks and then we'll head to the valley!!! yay! so yea, that's my birthday! i'm feeling good at 22.... adam worked out i'm 8035 days old! hahah THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO HAS SENT ME BIRTHDAY WISHES!!!!! you've helped make my day great!!!!! *kisses* 15.10.03 - **** birthday
presents? i'll love you long time! **** JEEEEESUS christ, what a fucking day, and its not even 9:30am...... ok
so i dont get to finish work til 2am, get home, steve and luis are still
up drinking (tsk tsk), we head to bed. steve's alarm goes off at 7:30am,
i sorta wake up, but plan to go back to sleep... only guess what? THE
FUCKING WORKMEN ARE BACK! this time they are shoveling rocks
off the back of the truck, into buckets and then carting them downstairs.
only the metal on metal scraping, the rocks sliding around echoes because
the are in the carpark, and their truck is RIGHT OUTSIDE my fucking door
and bathroom window. needless to say, the sound is really fucking loud.
i am so pissed off, so i storm outside, and find our landlord out the
front. i go out to talk to him and he's waiting for an electrician- we
talk about the fucking workmen, but they are being hired by the next door
unit- and legally they are able to start at 7am on weekdays- WTF???? while
i'm out the front in my sexy boxer shorts, tee and ugg boots, about 3
people from other units walk past and give me strange looks. "yea
shuddup, so you go to work anddont have to try to sleep thru this fucking
racket- BUT I DO!!!!" at this point i just give up and start bawling my eyes out, and swearing at the workmen- "this is what fucking happens when i have 3 hours sleep!!!!!" while i'm just a blubbering mess, luis goes and finds the electrician who has a ladder with him!!! (yay for the electrician). so we drag this huuuuge ladder off the van, thru the carpark, around the side of the house, thru all sorts of narrow paths, around to the side of our balcony! thank god i never lock the back door!!!!! geeeeesh. its not even 10am. this is crazy. waaay too much excitement
for me! the noise from the workmen is still so fucking loud and i've got
my music cranked REALLY loud!!!! damnit rach, i need my alanis cd back
(angry chick music!!!!). 14.10.03 - **** birthday
presents? i'll love you long time! **** ooh 2 days! i'm getting excited. tho the excitement is dulled by the fact that i'm still not finished my design project a assignment... and i just realized i have to present it, as well as hand in all the documentation and critique. present it on thursday, on my birthday. woot, what a fucking great birthday present..... not. my birthday last year was spent in the computer labs finishing off an assignment. looking forward til next year when i can spend a birthday NOT doing uni shit. i've just been updating my amazon wishlist and wishlist.com.au... i know it's extremely conceited of me to think people will buy me stuff... but ya never know! *wink wink* i put two Tegan & Sara albumns on the amazon wishlist. say if someone was to buy me either of them, i would be forever in their debt, and will owe them big time..... there's also some really cool shit on the wishlist.com.au one...... why can't i be as popular as nay?!?! with fans willing to buy me stuff at the drop of a hat!. oh well conceited camgirl rant over. assholes were out in abundance last nite at work- some guy and his friend booked 2 girls for about 3 hours, then chucked a shit, abused the hostess saying she was ripping them off and threw drinks (guess who got to clean it up!!!!) and stormed out of the club. no one was ripping them off. geeesh, you're drunk and in a lapdance, of coure the time is going to fly by. duh. then some guy comes in, buys a drink from money in his pocket and then starts going crazy saying someone stole his wallet. we're like "dude, you just came in here, where were you before? maybe you left it there" but he's like, i backtracked to here...... (he hadn't been in before) and then demands a phone so he can cancel all his cards. he was so drunk and slurring his words, and kept trying to talk to me. i'm like "uuuuuhhhh, i'm going to clean over here now" *runs down the other end of the bar*... oooh and solomon (the new guy- the first guy they have ever hired to
work behind the bar, who tried to crack onto me the first time he met
me, is the biggest slack-ass when no one is watching, trys to take over
the bar. ergh everyone hates him) came in, followed me upstairs to the
cigar bar while i was taking some people up there to buy cigars. they
made their decision and i turned off the lights and started to head downstairs
and solomon's like "hey, i wanted to buy one"... so i told the
customers i'd just be one second, and they went downstairs... solomon
umms and ahhs, and then points to a $25 cigar and goes "so how much
is that for me?"..... i said "$25" (staff dont get discount,
in fact we're not supose to come in and drink on our nights off- but solomon
keeps fucking coming in- none of the grumpy managers are in on monday
night) and he's like "oh come on, staff discount, they wont know"
.... i'm thinking why would i want to put my ass on the line to give you
a discount you short, sleazy fuck..... i said "look, hurry up, customers
are waiting"... and he's like "oh let them wait"..... GEEEEESH
what a cock. then he starts telling me how i dont know anything coz i've
never done the finances for a bar and how no one will be able to tell
if give him free stuff. he didn't end up buying anything (cheap skate)
and then whined to jasmine that i was being all cold to him. BAH! he's
such a wanker and thinks he's top shit coz he works in a strip club. but
NO, he doesn't like the job coz of the all the naked girls (he claims!)
bullshit!!!! i would have had so much more respect for him if he had just
said "dude, this is every guy's fantasy.. sure its a cool bar too,
but hell! naked girls! woot!"
ok back to this bastard of an assignment. 12.10.03 - **** new
magnetic fridge poetry of the moment **** omg 4 days, 4 days!!!! ok, firstly you'll notice there is another camera
on my index page- see!!! have a look!!! if you dont see, try refreshing.
ok i have been meaning to put this one up for a while. remember i wrote
about this product testing i'm part of- between optus and nokia mobile
phones? if you click the Optus
Cam link down there, you can download the software so you can download
my cam image to your phone. anyway i try to turn on this cam everyday
for at least 3 or 4 hours, updating every 5 seconds. now that is live!!!!
but it means my webcam for this site gets neglected, so i thought "why
not put the optus/nokia webcam on my site?" if i get in trouble for
it, i'll take it down. but yea, i figure its more advertising, plus i
get to please my voyeuristic readers! last nite- wow, talk about one of those nights. team plastique's cd launch. heather came over, we had a few drinks and finally starting walking down to the valley. we're almost there, chatting away, in my own little world, and some guy walks past and grabs me around the stomach. i'm about ready to belt the shit out of him, and then realise who it is. mike dorman- old high school friend, who is now on 'the secret life of us'- popular australian drama. i'm like 'what the hell are you doing here?'... he's up in brisbane for a week (he lives in melbourne now), we chat, talk about bundy people, what we're doing now, introduce him to heather (who's standing there, smiling, thinking "i know who you are!"). i tell him i'll give him a call later in the week and maybe catch up, my mum and mike get on really well, so i'm sure she'd love to have a chat with him when she gets here. so yea, that would be cool. ooh maybe i'll invite him over, and get him on cam!!! hahah. so then we head off to the zoo and the gig was great, all the other support acts were awesome. saw heaps of people i knew, etc... then i'm up at the bar and run into tallace- tallace did an exchange to my town in thailand the year after i did, then we became friends when she moved to brisbane and she was my travel buddy when i went back in 2001-2002. she's been living in melbourne for the past year and is just up for the weekend. how bizarre- two run ins with old friends in the same night. proving once again how small brisbane is. so did anyone download the holladores video clips from the last post? comments people!!! the rest of the videos are here if you want to check out some other songs. 10.10.03 - **** new
magnetic fridge poetry of the moment **** wow last nite the hollardores played at the seabrae hotel in redcliffe (total bevan suburb) and it totally went off!!!!!! there were more young people there than i first thought, but there were still heaps of old, dodgy men. its that kinda pub, with meat tray raffles and TAB and KENO games. hehe but $1 pots of beer and $2.50 spirits- dood, i was so pleased with those prices- a nice and welcome change from the expensive valley where you usually pay $6 for basic spirits and at least $2.50 or so for a pot of beer. when heather and i arrived, steve informed us that these young, drunk bogans were giving them shit before..... and this quiet group of older, trendy, but a bit scary looking guys had stood up for them, so they were cool. we all got chatting with them and they were really cool. early 30's but really hot! they were actually there to see MoonJuice (the band that the hollardores were covering for) but ended up totally loving the boys and stayed the whole set, were dancing around and everything :) this one guy, Rene was german so the whole time steve was giving "german boy" shit.... i totally missed it coz i was dancing, but Rene actually got up and fully mooned steve during one of the songs- like 'spread those ass cheeks wide' kinda moon. hahah. derek (the hot bald dude) bought me shots and he really did dance like a wanker. but they were dancing!!! the audience was dancing and screaming and whistling and totally getting into it. what a change from the last two gigs- the goth's just sat there sucking the life out of the room. i definately think the boys are much more suited to redcliffe, bogan
crowds rather than goths. they did a few more covers than usual- including
'living on a prayer' - bon jovi!!!! oh yea, that went down well
with everyone!!! including the drunk, old men. hehehe it was hilarious-
everyone was dancing: the cool, trendy hot boys, the young bogans, the
dirty old men! video
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magnetic fridge poetry of the moment **** omg how cool am i-DRUNK and posting :) woot. so yea we've had an afternoon/evening of drinking, dressing up and sooo many cam photos. sammie is here and heather is over tonight. and now we're about to go out to the valley for more fun and games. wheeeeee i'm sure i'll be nicely hungover and posting again tomorrow. hehe if you have a membership to camwhores or camrecord check out the archives out me, sammie and heather's photos- crazy shiat. aussie are rocking the camwhores!!!!! aussie domination- click for the full image!!! 03.10.03 - **** new
magnetic fridge poetry of the moment **** UPDATE: i saw the cutest thing on the bus. this little blond girl who couldn't have been more than 4, was singing "LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS!" hehe i wish my parents had made me listen to the beatles when i was a kid rather then the Chipmunks, Barbie & the Rockers... tho i did listen to Jem - which is truly outrageous and totally back in fashion. i wandered around the city for a while and did some retail therapy- i bought a shitload of bangles- you know those rubbery, jelly ones? i bought some fluro pink and a mixed pack from sportsgirl and then went next door to crazy clarks ($2 store) and bought a crapload of black ones and other bright colours for half the price of the sportsgirl ones. shoudl have gone there first, damnit. bought a necklace too. ooh i have lots of pretty accessories. in such a girly, girly mood.
then i decided to head home and was going to walk home.
i went past Fresh a'GoGo (or whatever its called) and the girl was really
nice and gave me 3 packs of fresh spring rolls for $3.... bargain!!!!
love buying stuff on friday afternoon! then it started to rain so i jumped
on the bus.... but the sky was lying!!!! it hasn't rained yet! i could
have walked home. grrrrr. LAST NIGHT THE PRETTY GIRLS WERE DANCING ON THE DANCING FLOOR, YA. RACHEL AND RHIANNON WERE DANCING AND THE DRINKING FOR THE MALES WERE ENJOYING TO SEE. DRINKS WERE DRINKING VERY QUICK, SHOOTERS, COCKSUCKING COWBOYS, MMMM THE SWEETEST DRINK, VERY TASTY TO EAT. THEN THE PRETTIEST GIRL FEELS VOMITTY IN THE STOMACH AND SHE LAYS HER HEAD IN THE BATHROOM, WHILE THE OTHER GIRL PATS HER BACK. YES, WE GO HOME. VOMITTY STUFF- BUT VERY GOOD BECAUSE VOMITS ON THE STREET NOT IN THE CAB. TWO OF THE PRETTY GIRLS BESTEST FRIENDS PUT HER TO BED- NIGHT NIGHT, SLEEP TIGHT. quote of the moment- rhiannon- "excuse me, do you mind not rooting
my friends leg?" oh my poor head, and tummy feels queasy now. i need some toast. dont ask me what i want it for- uh uh mr wilson. then off to the TAX MAN!!!!- dont' hurt me mr TAX MAN!!!! oh yea, i'm the TAX MAN!!!!!
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