paper scissors rock
was going through my old emails and found this forward:
PAPER SCISSORS ROCK
I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no f -ing way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh * t, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you".
The brisbane Tegan & Sara gig is this thursday - I'm so excited! I got a hair cut yesterday (because I won't be seeing mum for another couple of months, plus I wanted to look as funky as possible for the gig, in case I get the chance for another pic with Tegan & Sara, hahhha lame I know) and its quite short. I told the stylist, I liked when my fringe(bangs) were cut on an angle, and quite short. But I didnt realize she would cut it quite this short. On the right side it goes all the way up to my hairline- its barely a centimetre long in parts.
I feel like so much weight was removed from my hair- I don't know how it grew as much as it did in 2 months. But there was so much hair all over the floor when she was done. It feels great now- It's so short at the back and on the top and easy to spike.
As much as I miss long hair, I don't think I could grow it out - I love the feeling of short hair so much more.
I hope everyone's 'unimaginative consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shallow interpretation of a romance day' day has been filled with overpriced flowers and tooth rotting sweets! We're going for mexican dinner tonight! YUM!
PAPER SCISSORS ROCK
I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no f -ing way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh * t, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you".
The brisbane Tegan & Sara gig is this thursday - I'm so excited! I got a hair cut yesterday (because I won't be seeing mum for another couple of months, plus I wanted to look as funky as possible for the gig, in case I get the chance for another pic with Tegan & Sara, hahhha lame I know) and its quite short. I told the stylist, I liked when my fringe(bangs) were cut on an angle, and quite short. But I didnt realize she would cut it quite this short. On the right side it goes all the way up to my hairline- its barely a centimetre long in parts.
I feel like so much weight was removed from my hair- I don't know how it grew as much as it did in 2 months. But there was so much hair all over the floor when she was done. It feels great now- It's so short at the back and on the top and easy to spike.
As much as I miss long hair, I don't think I could grow it out - I love the feeling of short hair so much more.
I hope everyone's 'unimaginative consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shallow interpretation of a romance day' day has been filled with overpriced flowers and tooth rotting sweets! We're going for mexican dinner tonight! YUM!
3 Comments:
At February 15, 2006 12:01 PM, James said…
Well, how much did it hurt the last time you got a large papercut?
JR
At February 16, 2006 5:09 AM, Nicole said…
I think they put paper in the mix only because scissors can cut it and they needed a third object. I used to think that all the time when I was younger.
At February 16, 2006 5:41 AM, Robert said…
In Swedish 'rock paper scissors' is called 'rock scissors bag', which at least makes a little more sense. A paper bag stands a slightly better chance than a plain sheet of paper.
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