an innocent conversation had a little over a month ago:
Shane - im just making conversation
Shane - sorry
Shane - making typersation
rhiannon- hahahahaShane - surely there needs to be a new word for that
rhiannon - i know. hmm urbandictionary?
Shane - i was talking with rhiannon the other day having this great typersation
rhiannon - maybe you need to make a submission to that siteShane - that could by my claim to fame
rhiannon - you invented the word heh
Shane - i think like there needs to be a few people submit the word
rhiannon - no typersation, but there's an entry for typative - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=typativeShane - whats it mean
rhiannon - like talkative
rhiannon - but typativerhiannon - Typative - Being excessively verbose in online text conversations.Man those AOLusers sure are typative bitches.Shane - cool
This innocent conversation has now turned into an official urban dictionary entry:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=typersation1. typersationA word to replace conversation when communicating via the internet, you typersate or have a typersation
I had a great typersation the other day with Rhiannon.hehehehe
in other news-going to see the new harry potter movie tonight. it only opens in cinemas today, so naturally it will be packed and we had to book tickets days ago.
i caught up with one of my longest friends the other night. we are both so useless at keeping in touch, but im determined that will change. as soon as i saw her again, its was like old times. with her two sisters, we went for 2-4-1 steaks at O'Leary's- my god, the best Rump steak i've had in ages. it was this huge thick slice of meat with the creamiest mushroom sauce. *drools* and only $24 for 2 steaks!!!!
i love that she's a tight ass like me. everyone always makes fun of my scrimping and fondness for 2-4-1 specials - but how else could i save anything?!! Fiona has plans to head overseas mid-end of next year, and while i dont necessarily have anything in mind i'm saving for (boobs/travel?), i have a nice little amount growing... slowly. heh. I am also useless at denying myself any pleasures (alcohol, eating out all the time, going to gigs, shopping), so I have to make the most of discounts when possible.
random bitter thoughts -no offense to overweight people, but there's a really fat girl at my gym (not a bit chubby, or chunky- a beanbag with legs) who keeps ending up right behind me in every class and she smells like a bum. no wait, she smells like a bum smeared in shit.
i kid you not. the whole time i'm getting wafts of rancid poo smell. and after hearing that
fat ex-idol contestant, Anthony, on Celebrity Overhaul admit that he's so overweight he can't physically wipe his own ass (don't worry, he uses a bidet.....but that just left me wondering- what happens if you have to take a dump in a public toilet? do you just hold and wait for your own toilet? i hate having to hold and having poo cramps. but if the option is shitting and being unable to wipe, i guess i would hold) - anyway after hearing him admit to this disgusting fact, i can't help but wonder if this woman also struggles from the same problem. her arms are just not long enough to reach all the way around that blubbery stomach. no way, no how.
there's a girl who catches my bus most mornings who also goes to my gym and she starting talking to me a couple of months ago. and although she's really nice it kind of bothers me because i like to just sit on the bus in the mornings, bopping along to whatever music is blaring from my ipod, just in my own little world. i really do like her and we have alot of common, but mornings are MY TIME! i'm in my own little world and i like it that way.
i can't stand people who insist on standing up on the bus when we are still ages away from the stop, and the traffic is so bad that we're barely inching along at a snail's pace. ESPECIALLY when they are on the window side, and i'm on the aisle side. we are ever so slowly approaching the stop and they grab their bag and slightly turn towards me. i see them, so in turn i grab my bag and move slightly so they know that
i know they are wanting to get out at the next stop and when the time is appropriate, I will stand up and move out of their way to let them out. but that's not good enough! NO!
they have to look and me and fakely smile
"excuse me, i'm getting out". YEA bitch , i know but we're still a good minute or two away from the stop and its not like you wont have time to get out.
and then because
EVERYONE is in such a hurry to get to work, usually the aisle is already full of other people standing up, ready and waiting for the second the bus stops and opens its doors so they can rush out, i HAVE
NO WHERE to stand to let this fucktard out.
so i have to push into other people who tsk at me, so they can get out and push into more people who sigh and tsk at them. NO ONE IS MOVING, so why did you have to stand up now?!?!
i would much prefer to have maximum sitting down time, wait til the bus has stopped, most of the people have gotten off, and then i'll get up and move out at my own pace, without 20 other people invading my personal space bubble trying to push past me.