thanks for all the comments, specifically about the breast reduction. i'm surprised at how many ppl actually commented seriously. of course there was the one or two tools, but i'm impressed.

latest comment from Mike cracked me up:

Mike said...
Sam Kinison had the funniest routine about breast reduction. He said, "Why would you want to make them smaller? Give your man more titty!"

He continued, "How about this? I want to reduce the size of my dick. How about we get rid of everything but the tip? That way, I can have a mushroom dick. Two can play at this game, damnit!"

anyway i'll keep you posted, when and if things start to happen. i'm 80% sure i'll go through with it, but probably wont get it done til winter next year (june-august). I will need to have time off work and will be all strapped up for a while, and wont be able to shower properly for a few days. Getting it done during summer would be nasty.

So there's only about 5 weeks til christmas and new years - what do you all have planned for new years this year? I'm totally sold on the house party idea - No crowds, no toilet lines, no cover charge, no expensive drink prices. Good people, good tunes, bring your own booze, casual dress, ability to pass out whenever the urge hits! BRING IT ON!

Sad news: Sam, The World's Ugliest Dog has passed away. Check out the site. man it was an ugly dog hehehehe

Billy's new play project - SuperSized Meals!!! it documents our MegaBurgers, as well as an upcoming food event - SSS BBQ Barn - "The Big Shank" Challenge. I think i'll pass on the Big Shank but i'll be there to cheer everyone on.

i could almost write a very small book about the trials and tribulations faced everyday with the dishwasher at work.
40+ staff members, a sink and a dishwasher and the exciting adventures we encounter.

Firstly, there was the case of "Leaving Dirty Dishes In The Sink". We HAVE a dishwasher, we even have all the utensils needed to hand wash whatever plates, cutlery or glasswear you may have used. But handwashing or putting things in the dishwasher wouldn't be any fun, now would it?
Numerous emails were sent around to everyone, but nothing could stop the culprits from filling the sink with their dirty dishes.

So we did what any tech-loving company would do - we set up a tiny webcam in a discreet place and watched and waited! BUSTED!!!!!

Most people at work know I have an issue with the dishwasher - I'm becoming more and more like my dad as the days go by... We had a dishwasher but it was RARELY used because dad preferred to handwash- NO piece of machinery could do as good a job as he could, and he hated the idea of dirty plates sitting in the dish-washer for a number of hours before it was full enough to turn on.

Although I don't mind the dishwasher, i am a firm believer of the "RINSE FIRST" method. I KNOW this seems like the actions of a CRAZY person...or so you would think, considering NO ONE ever seems to rinse anything.

Large chunks of meat and sauce on your plate? Why rinse, when you can just leave it in the dishwasher to harden until the dishwasher is turned on!
And don't stack things nicely- put a bowl onto of a smaller bowl. The dishwasher will be able to squeeze between these two pieces of crockery and scrub your soup bowl clean.

hehe, as you can see, the dishwasher and more specifically, the cleaning habits of some people bring out my inner anal-retentiveness. Glad to know I'm definately my father's daughter!!!

ANYWAY the point of this rant, was to share with you today's dishwasher antics.

I'm in the kitchen at 8.30am getting my first morning tea, and Hayley (one of the admin girls) comes in to empty the rest of the dishwasher, that was put on yesterday afternoon. Most of it had been emptied but she was going to empty the rest.

Lo and behold, we find some pineapple at the bottom of the dishwasher! No just a piece of two.... I'm talking 20 or more pieces of pineapple- Enough pineapple to cover at least half a large Hawaiian from Dominos.

Seriously- there was about THAT much! HOW THE CRAP DOES THAT MUCH PINEAPPLE GET IN THE DISHWASHER?!?!

I could understand having one piece left on your plate and shoving that in the dishwasher without throwing the scraps of food in the bin or rinsing it off. BUT that was SO much pineapple. Their plate must have been COVERED in it or bowl FILLED with it, and yet they just shoved it in the dishwasher without a care in the world.

Still, the story ends well, because at least the pineapple got a thorough cleaning.

so i dont know if i should say this, or how to say this, but a few too many wines and the urge to blog squashes any and all common sense.

i want to have a breast reduction.

i know what most people who only know me from my blog will say:

*horny, perv* what? no way, you're tits are great (read: they are big and you wear tight shirts)
*everyone else* what? no way, you're boobs look fine.

however these people are only judging by webcam pics and the occasional photo i put up, and definately - webcam pics are deceiving. most people who only knew me from my site, who then met me in person said i looked quite different from my site. they said they thought i'd be taller... and who knows what else. thinner? more proportioned features? *shrugs*

and then there are the people who know me in person - again no doubt the reaction will be 'wtf? you dont need it'

but firstly - what do you know? you only see my boobs in uber-supportive bras and flattering tops. and second - i'm the one who has to live with these things.

let me explain: i was always under-developed in high school, until grade 11 when i finally became a nice, perky, full b-cup. cut to the end of high school, i went overseas for an exchange program. a combination of late-blossoming and living overseas, not knowing anyone, missing home and comfort eating, i put on 7kg or so (15.4 pounds). After I got home and started university, i lost a bit but never got down to what i was in high school- because in that year overseas, i also jumped from a b-cup to a d-cup. In the past few years, i've bounced up and down between 53-58kg (116-128lbs), but have never been able to lose the boobs.

HOWEVER, and this is the important part- my boobs grew when i put on weight, and since then, they have lost.... um... their gravity-defying abilities. they are a tad saggy. and the truth is, they are NEVER going to get any better. i can lose so much weight, tone up at the gym, but i cannot change my skin without cosmetic surgery.

so, anyway, a couple of years ago my mum had a face lift- and i went along to her consultations and spoke to the surgeons about a boob lift/reduction. at the time, i was barely 21 and i thought it was really worth going through with.

i've still thought about it over the past few years however, and eventually i told mum i wanted to have a consultation and speak to someone about it. and my mum is 100% behind me. she's always had bigger boobs, and was always self-conscious about them. she was always so surprised at how confident i was, considering i had slightly bigger boobs then she had at my age - but i proudly wore tight tops, and embraced my cleavage.

my mum never liked her boobs, and at 52, she has quite saggy boobs, and worse than that- she has dints in her shoulders from the weight of her boobs on her bra straps. they have dug in over the years and she now has a PERMANENT dint in her shoulders. not a subtle dint either. its so very noticeable. she dislikes the top of her arms so much that she would never wear tops that show off her shoulders, so this is not a huge problem for her......

however, i'm young!!! i want to wear tops that show off my shoulders- i dont want dints. and i'm sick of wearing granny bras if i actually want support. and i'm sick of jiggling if i want to wear a remotely skimpy top. and i'm sick of the lears from pervy guys, and i'm sick of not being able to fit clothes properly.

and you know what- i might as well do this while i'm young, while i heal better and my skin is more elastic and while i actually want to wear tighter tops.

SOOOOO, anyway, i had my consultation last month and it all went well. i would benefit most from a slight reduction plus a lift. i've been waiting now for the quote...

and finally it came. and i was SURPRISED!!! it was a hell of a lot cheaper than i imagined.

in the past i've met ALOT of girls with breast implants and from what they said, i always thought implants were between $4,000 - $7,000 ($2,900-$5100 USD) - depending on where you went.
as for reductions - i was always under the impression they were between $7,000-$10,000. ($5100- $7300USD).... my quote arrived the other day and i was surprised. it wasn't as much as i thought:

Reduction: $3,300
Asst Doctors fee: $300
Anesthetist fee: $1000

That doesn't include the hospital fee (which could be quite alot), BUT there's almost $1000 medical rebate for a reduction.

So, now I've got to ring the hospital and confirm the hospital fee (1 day and night in the hospital), and make another appointment to see the doctor... another consultation... and then i just need to decide if i'm going to go through with it or not.

if anyone who reads my site has had a breast reduction or anything, please comment. of course, the realist in me knows that most people who come here are pervs that have clicked on my cam from camwhores or some other cam portal, and wont have anything constructive to say at all. thank god for the delete comment function.

Someone spat out their gum in middle of the bus aisle and guess who walked right on top of it? yes, me. it was fresh too- the minty smell was very strong and it was still soft (not hard like a piece of gum that's been sitting there for hours). And i was on the 8.10am bus- the only people catching the bus at this time are work people and high school kids. so guess who i death stared the whole way to work? i'm sure it wasn't anyone on the bus, probbaly someone from earlier, but wtf. i expect to walk in gum on the sidewalk, even tho its terribly gross, but on the bus?

i feel i should apologise for lack of posts. i wish the blog didn't feel like a chore, but it does. life is dandy. relationship status=great. work= still enjoyable. social life= enough to keep me busy and satisfied. without the angst, i just don't get the urge to blog.

i've never been one to write flowy, ambigious dribble all about my self-loathing and self-pity, so it always ends up a 'blah blah, today i did this' crap. and that can't be interesting to anyone. meh

since the last post we've trivia'ed a couple more times- once again at the RG but didn't place anywhere. and the other night at my local pub - my dad and his partner had come to brisbane for the night, so with them and the boy we went over for a awesome pub/bistro dinner and a fun evening of trivia. everyone at the brunoir takes it sooooo seriously, but it was still fun. dad and gayle proved to be quite handy for all the sports and australian history questions. Our team name was the Budgie Smugglers (the reason behind this name: that day, i met up with dad and gayle for lunch and we wandered into the Australian Geographic shop and dad found this aussie slang book and was having a flip through it. He ended up in tears, it was so hilarious. Anyway there was a section of slang for Speedos, and one of them was Budgie Smugglers. We had both never heard that before and pissed ourselves laughing)

a few others i hadn't heard:

Built like a long streak of pelican shit - a very tall person
Could eat a horse and chase the jockey too - very very hungry
Could eat a horse between two mattresses - very very very hungry
Busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest - very very busy

a few others that are just sooooo true... either my parents use it or i do:

built like a brick shit house - very strong/big
carry on like a pork chop - act foolishly
crack a darkie - get angry and upset
technicolour yawn -vomit
like a chook with its head cut off - flustered, running around like crazy.

he loved the book so much he got it, and then later that night asked me to get him another copy for a christmas present for someone. I'm going to go get it after work today. I should totally update my aussie slang page with some of the sayings from this book.