a great typersation with j00
an innocent conversation had a little over a month ago:
Shane - im just making conversation
Shane - sorry
Shane - making typersation
rhiannon- hahahaha
Shane - surely there needs to be a new word for that
rhiannon - i know. hmm urbandictionary?
Shane - i was talking with rhiannon the other day having this great typersation
rhiannon - maybe you need to make a submission to that site
Shane - that could by my claim to fame
rhiannon - you invented the word heh
Shane - i think like there needs to be a few people submit the word
rhiannon - no typersation, but there's an entry for typative - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=typative
Shane - whats it mean
rhiannon - like talkative
rhiannon - but typative
rhiannon - Typative - Being excessively verbose in online text conversations.Man those AOLusers sure are typative bitches.
Shane - cool
This innocent conversation has now turned into an official urban dictionary entry: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=typersation
1. typersation
A word to replace conversation when communicating via the internet, you typersate or have a typersation
I had a great typersation the other day with Rhiannon.
hehehehe
in other news-
going to see the new harry potter movie tonight. it only opens in cinemas today, so naturally it will be packed and we had to book tickets days ago.
i caught up with one of my longest friends the other night. we are both so useless at keeping in touch, but im determined that will change. as soon as i saw her again, its was like old times. with her two sisters, we went for 2-4-1 steaks at O'Leary's- my god, the best Rump steak i've had in ages. it was this huge thick slice of meat with the creamiest mushroom sauce. *drools* and only $24 for 2 steaks!!!!
i love that she's a tight ass like me. everyone always makes fun of my scrimping and fondness for 2-4-1 specials - but how else could i save anything?!! Fiona has plans to head overseas mid-end of next year, and while i dont necessarily have anything in mind i'm saving for (boobs/travel?), i have a nice little amount growing... slowly. heh. I am also useless at denying myself any pleasures (alcohol, eating out all the time, going to gigs, shopping), so I have to make the most of discounts when possible.
random bitter thoughts -
no offense to overweight people, but there's a really fat girl at my gym (not a bit chubby, or chunky- a beanbag with legs) who keeps ending up right behind me in every class and she smells like a bum. no wait, she smells like a bum smeared in shit.
i kid you not. the whole time i'm getting wafts of rancid poo smell. and after hearing that fat ex-idol contestant, Anthony, on Celebrity Overhaul admit that he's so overweight he can't physically wipe his own ass (don't worry, he uses a bidet.....but that just left me wondering- what happens if you have to take a dump in a public toilet? do you just hold and wait for your own toilet? i hate having to hold and having poo cramps. but if the option is shitting and being unable to wipe, i guess i would hold) - anyway after hearing him admit to this disgusting fact, i can't help but wonder if this woman also struggles from the same problem. her arms are just not long enough to reach all the way around that blubbery stomach. no way, no how.
there's a girl who catches my bus most mornings who also goes to my gym and she starting talking to me a couple of months ago. and although she's really nice it kind of bothers me because i like to just sit on the bus in the mornings, bopping along to whatever music is blaring from my ipod, just in my own little world. i really do like her and we have alot of common, but mornings are MY TIME! i'm in my own little world and i like it that way.
i can't stand people who insist on standing up on the bus when we are still ages away from the stop, and the traffic is so bad that we're barely inching along at a snail's pace. ESPECIALLY when they are on the window side, and i'm on the aisle side. we are ever so slowly approaching the stop and they grab their bag and slightly turn towards me. i see them, so in turn i grab my bag and move slightly so they know that i know they are wanting to get out at the next stop and when the time is appropriate, I will stand up and move out of their way to let them out. but that's not good enough! NO!
they have to look and me and fakely smile "excuse me, i'm getting out". YEA bitch , i know but we're still a good minute or two away from the stop and its not like you wont have time to get out.
and then because EVERYONE is in such a hurry to get to work, usually the aisle is already full of other people standing up, ready and waiting for the second the bus stops and opens its doors so they can rush out, i HAVE NO WHERE to stand to let this fucktard out.
so i have to push into other people who tsk at me, so they can get out and push into more people who sigh and tsk at them. NO ONE IS MOVING, so why did you have to stand up now?!?!
i would much prefer to have maximum sitting down time, wait til the bus has stopped, most of the people have gotten off, and then i'll get up and move out at my own pace, without 20 other people invading my personal space bubble trying to push past me.
Shane - im just making conversation
Shane - sorry
Shane - making typersation
rhiannon- hahahaha
Shane - surely there needs to be a new word for that
rhiannon - i know. hmm urbandictionary?
Shane - i was talking with rhiannon the other day having this great typersation
rhiannon - maybe you need to make a submission to that site
Shane - that could by my claim to fame
rhiannon - you invented the word heh
Shane - i think like there needs to be a few people submit the word
rhiannon - no typersation, but there's an entry for typative - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=typative
Shane - whats it mean
rhiannon - like talkative
rhiannon - but typative
rhiannon - Typative - Being excessively verbose in online text conversations.Man those AOLusers sure are typative bitches.
Shane - cool
This innocent conversation has now turned into an official urban dictionary entry: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=typersation
1. typersation
A word to replace conversation when communicating via the internet, you typersate or have a typersation
I had a great typersation the other day with Rhiannon.
hehehehe
in other news-
going to see the new harry potter movie tonight. it only opens in cinemas today, so naturally it will be packed and we had to book tickets days ago.
i caught up with one of my longest friends the other night. we are both so useless at keeping in touch, but im determined that will change. as soon as i saw her again, its was like old times. with her two sisters, we went for 2-4-1 steaks at O'Leary's- my god, the best Rump steak i've had in ages. it was this huge thick slice of meat with the creamiest mushroom sauce. *drools* and only $24 for 2 steaks!!!!
i love that she's a tight ass like me. everyone always makes fun of my scrimping and fondness for 2-4-1 specials - but how else could i save anything?!! Fiona has plans to head overseas mid-end of next year, and while i dont necessarily have anything in mind i'm saving for (boobs/travel?), i have a nice little amount growing... slowly. heh. I am also useless at denying myself any pleasures (alcohol, eating out all the time, going to gigs, shopping), so I have to make the most of discounts when possible.
random bitter thoughts -
no offense to overweight people, but there's a really fat girl at my gym (not a bit chubby, or chunky- a beanbag with legs) who keeps ending up right behind me in every class and she smells like a bum. no wait, she smells like a bum smeared in shit.
i kid you not. the whole time i'm getting wafts of rancid poo smell. and after hearing that fat ex-idol contestant, Anthony, on Celebrity Overhaul admit that he's so overweight he can't physically wipe his own ass (don't worry, he uses a bidet.....but that just left me wondering- what happens if you have to take a dump in a public toilet? do you just hold and wait for your own toilet? i hate having to hold and having poo cramps. but if the option is shitting and being unable to wipe, i guess i would hold) - anyway after hearing him admit to this disgusting fact, i can't help but wonder if this woman also struggles from the same problem. her arms are just not long enough to reach all the way around that blubbery stomach. no way, no how.
there's a girl who catches my bus most mornings who also goes to my gym and she starting talking to me a couple of months ago. and although she's really nice it kind of bothers me because i like to just sit on the bus in the mornings, bopping along to whatever music is blaring from my ipod, just in my own little world. i really do like her and we have alot of common, but mornings are MY TIME! i'm in my own little world and i like it that way.
i can't stand people who insist on standing up on the bus when we are still ages away from the stop, and the traffic is so bad that we're barely inching along at a snail's pace. ESPECIALLY when they are on the window side, and i'm on the aisle side. we are ever so slowly approaching the stop and they grab their bag and slightly turn towards me. i see them, so in turn i grab my bag and move slightly so they know that i know they are wanting to get out at the next stop and when the time is appropriate, I will stand up and move out of their way to let them out. but that's not good enough! NO!
they have to look and me and fakely smile "excuse me, i'm getting out". YEA bitch , i know but we're still a good minute or two away from the stop and its not like you wont have time to get out.
and then because EVERYONE is in such a hurry to get to work, usually the aisle is already full of other people standing up, ready and waiting for the second the bus stops and opens its doors so they can rush out, i HAVE NO WHERE to stand to let this fucktard out.
so i have to push into other people who tsk at me, so they can get out and push into more people who sigh and tsk at them. NO ONE IS MOVING, so why did you have to stand up now?!?!
i would much prefer to have maximum sitting down time, wait til the bus has stopped, most of the people have gotten off, and then i'll get up and move out at my own pace, without 20 other people invading my personal space bubble trying to push past me.
21 Comments:
At December 01, 2005 8:02 PM, Rach said…
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA oh man, I swear we have exactly the same thoughts 80% of the time.
I'm also very glad I stopped going to the gym now! :)
At December 01, 2005 8:43 PM, Anonymous said…
Gee, what's a fat girl thinking, going to the gym and standing behind you all rude-like? Everyone knows fatties belong at home, sitting on the couch stuffing their faces with spoonfuls of lard. Shame on her for attempting to lose weight!
Thanks Rhiannon, it's good to know you're keeping the fat bastards honest.
At December 02, 2005 4:31 AM, Anonymous said…
I really don't think she was talking about physical weight. Rather it was a comment about hygiene...
At December 02, 2005 4:56 AM, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs said…
Perhaps the fat broad is sick of smelling her fetid, excrement encoated arse and has to lose the weight to wipe her heiney. Man, if you only knew what we say about you when you aren't around, Rhi!!??
If you were any shallower you'd be a kiddy pool.
At December 02, 2005 8:23 AM, >_< said…
Way to go reading the post.
Reading Comprehension is a very important skill in todays world.
Good luck!
At December 02, 2005 10:21 AM, i said…
OH! i love it!! hehehe - found this site a couple of weeks back by accident and have enjoyed it ever since.. wish i could write like you.. http://updownunder.blogspot.com <-- my brisbane blog :P
i.
At December 02, 2005 12:03 PM, reanon said…
oh noez! i said something offensive! how dare i!!!
i dont care if you're fat or thin, male or female, if you smell like shit and stand near me i'm going to be grossed out.
people piss me off, and terribly mean thoughts constantly go round in my head. its not nice, i know, but i think them anyway and sometimes i feel the urge to put them into words.
for the billionth time, if you dont like it, dont come back here.
At December 03, 2005 7:52 PM, Anonymous said…
To all the haters:
Any chick that has awesome tits like rheannon can say any damn thing she wants. It's her perogotive to be shallow. As long as her bum is clean when im back there tapping it, I don't care what she says. Rach, you sexy beast, you get fluffer duties. Nobody is as hot as OZ chicas. You sheilas fucking rule!!! 8.5 baby, that's the magic number. American measuremnets by the way-probably about 800cm who knows. When does it fucking cool dwon down there? Not that you will be cooled down down there whjen I get there, I am one heat making muterfucker. You will probably want to videeotape it, swo I hope your Premier skill\z or Final Cut Pro skillz are mad when I get there we will be making juicy hiustory, OH YEAH!!!!
Your arse licking and tapping demigod,
TEXAS BILL
At December 04, 2005 10:39 AM, Diona said…
Love the vector ;)
At December 04, 2005 8:16 PM, Anonymous said…
Hey sexy!! Whats with teh popusp all over your site?/Eveytime I come here I get popups. Are you making mad cash from ads now?
Yoiur pal,
TEXAS BILL
At December 05, 2005 1:39 PM, reanon said…
dear texas bill
stop
At December 05, 2005 5:26 PM, Anonymous said…
Ok,rea, I will become more user friendly just 'cause uyou asked. But I go off when I see haters attacking you.
Im cool.
Your pal,'
Texas Bill
At December 06, 2005 8:55 PM, verbs said…
:(
I first read your blog about two years ago, when on the BL forums ppl were talking about you being on the Today show. I decided to check out what all the fuss was about and instantly loved the whole concept. That was my introduction to blogs, and bloggers, and blogging.
Unfortunately, things have changed. So many fuckwits, and not enough things for them to do.
Sucks for the rest of us.
At December 10, 2005 11:03 PM, Arcane Magik said…
Use to do martial arts with a guy who worked at the Sydney Fish Markets. He had bad bad BO, but then this was mixed with the smell of off fish juice. Erk... Makes me sick just thinking of it.
At December 12, 2005 1:02 PM, Crunch Johnson said…
i didnt want to have to tell this ugly secret about rhi, but she's being pretty horrible about this large lady just trying to lose some weight
i went to uni with rhi.. we didnt talk much but i was aware of who she was. one day i went to the toilet outside our lecture theatre as she was coming out.. i thought she must have been doing a wee, but once i stepped inside the toilet i was hit by a disgusting smell - poo poo
it filled the room and really stank like shit
you were pooping in there you dirty thing.. ill never forget this, and now neither will the entire internet
dirty poopoo girl
At December 13, 2005 4:00 PM, reanon said…
HAHAHHAHAHA zomg you mean i did a poo in a toilet?!?!?! you mean that's not what they are for?
anyways, that's bullshit, i'm anal (haha) about pooping in public toilets and rarely ever pooped at uni back in those days.
At December 15, 2005 12:53 PM, Capt Happy Pants said…
it is pretty funny though... The Capt
At December 19, 2005 5:47 PM, mikey said…
hey sexy can you just one thing for me like GETTING RID OF THAT FUCKING POPUP OFF YOUR SITE, THIER IS TO MUCH OF THAT SHIT OUT THIER AND WE DONT NEED MORE OF IT. ah thats better now that i got that off my chest. so whats up?
At December 19, 2005 5:47 PM, mikey said…
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