UPDATE: Is there a fucking pop up on my website????? WTF!!1111!
I'm having one of those 'I hate humanity' days.
These are just a few of the people who shat me off on the walk to work today.
Have a great day and I hate you all.
I'm having one of those 'I hate humanity' days.
These are just a few of the people who shat me off on the walk to work today.
- The retarded middle age women who insisted on carrying an umbrella the size of a beach umbrella despite no rain (yes, there might be rain later on) and no sun (thanks to all those grey looking clouds). What was she protecting herself from? Other pedastrians coming within 2 metres of her???? because that's all she was doing- and she kept moving it around and almost stabbed me in the head as i tried to walk past her.
- Girls who bleach their hair blond get unsightly dark regrowth, and although it can look tacky at times, I've got little problem with dark regrowth. But I CANNOT stand blond regrowth. All you stupid emo/goth girls who dye your naturally red/blond hair black- and end up looking all pasty and washed out- how hard is it to buy some black hair dye from the chemist ($10-15) and re-dye your hair at home? NOT VERY HARD! I understand dark regrowth, because bleaching your hair at home is a mistake, but its not fucking rocket science to dye your hair black. Garnier and all those home brand dyes give you gloves and no-mess, easy to squeeze bottles that you mix the product in. Blond regrowth is just disgusting, it looks like you're going bald and I can see your scalp. And when its on a kinda funky girl, who I see all the time, so she obviously works and can afford to buy some $15 hair dye- i just want to scream obscenities at her.
- I stop at a set of lights and press the pedestrian button to cross. Not even 5 seconds later another women comes up behind me and instead of just standing beside me, waiting for the lights to change, she comes right over and invades my personal space bubble and leans in behind and presses the button again. ARE YOU INSANE? DID YOU NOT JUST SEE ME PRESS IT 5 SECONDS AGO? You dont need to press the button again- its not like there's a computer hooked up to it that counts how many presses the button receives and makes the lights change quicker depending on how many people are there (despite what I used to think as a kid). Do you not trust my button pressing skills? I KNOW she saw me do it as she was right behind me.
- When you're a fat chick with an unfortunately small and dis-proportioned face/head, wearing your hair slicked back so tight it almost gives you a face lift is the WORST thing you could do. This beast looked like Violet Beauregarde AFTER she had swelled up like a blueberry- this tiny, pea-like head balancing carefully on top of a huge puffy body. How could you walk out of the house thinking you look even passable for a human being?
- This young girl, obviously heading to work was dressed quite nicely but was wearing this horrible, old, trashed slip on shoes. and it was like she couldn't lift her feet, she was just scuffing along. argh PICK UP YOUR FEET! i hate scuffers- and its only made worse by people wearing thongs (which is pretty much queensland's official footwear). The only thing worse than people scuffing along in thongs is people who just dont wear shoes at all. *shudders* I'm not talking about at home- IN PUBLIC! IN THE CITY!
- And then finally pretty much every fat and/or old person pissed me off today, like every other day. I must have a fatty/oldie magnet that draws these people to me, because they always seem to wander right in front of me and as I try to overtake them, perhaps their body weight makes them unsteady on their feet, because they always sway right in front of me. Its not hard to walk in a straight line people!!!! And if you can see me walking along and you chose to cut right in front of me, for gods sake hurry up (or at least DONT SLOW DOWN), because if i have to slow down and wait for one more person to pass I will go pyscho killer on your fat ass.
Have a great day and I hate you all.
14 Comments:
At October 20, 2005 11:13 AM, Anonymous said…
Dude, I'd pay to see you beat up some old people! :p
JR
At October 20, 2005 2:29 PM, Jen said…
I so agree with the large ladies wearing tightly pulled back hair. I thought I was the only one who was personally offended by this!
At October 20, 2005 2:32 PM, Strongblade! said…
There is a pop up Rhi, but I suspect the server your site is hosted on is actually infected, not just your site...
it's some sort of registry cleaning pop-up.
At October 20, 2005 2:47 PM, >_< said…
Yeah the pop-up has been there for ages. I thought I told you about it months ago?
and
HAHA you hate me in so many ways :P
At October 20, 2005 5:12 PM, Anonymous said…
You really are a nasty bitch.
At October 20, 2005 5:18 PM, reanon said…
only on my bad days
At October 20, 2005 7:56 PM, Some girl said…
Oh Rhi, I couldn't agree with you more!
So many of those things piss me off as well. It's made worse when I'm pms'ing.
At October 20, 2005 9:45 PM, Bel said…
Unfortunately the downside of working in the city is having to deal with stupid slow fucked up people. I've always said that they should kick everyone out of the city between 12pm and 2pm so I can get my shit done on my lunch break without dealing with fuckwits who can't get out of the way!
At October 21, 2005 8:33 AM, reanon said…
OMG bel you are so right!!!! everyone who works in the city agrees. WHY do people insist on doing their slow window shopping stroll between 12-2?!?!?!?
At October 22, 2005 12:05 AM, Jen O'Cide said…
Wow, aren't you a charmer!! I'd hate to be the boy when Aunt Flo pays her visit!!! PMS be damned, you are just vicious. Remember you will be old yourself one day and karmic payback is a bitch. A bigger bitch than you!!
At October 22, 2005 5:12 AM, Anonymous said…
who's the hot chick in the webcam pick ?
At October 22, 2005 6:09 AM, Rhiannon B. said…
Hey, another Rhiannon here. Just happened on your blog today and I like it. I could get a pretty long list of people who shat on me today, too. Somehow reading that someone else doesn't think everyone should live in Stepford makes me feel a little better.
At October 24, 2005 8:42 AM, Jimbo said…
Oh dear. Sounds like you're on a 'everything will get on my nerves day'.
I often get those too. Like when you're following someone in a supermarket and they suddenly stop right in front of you. Or when there's two people talking and they've only left a little space for other people to get past and there's big queues forming two get through the gap while they're having their gossip.
I fucking hate supermarkets!
At October 25, 2005 8:22 PM, Robert said…
I'm trying to think of something clever to write but my brain is blitzed, I'll come back another time.
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