i am le drunken hoebag
its bothering me so much that i can't remember chunks of saturday night. i keep thinking if i delve back into my mind more and more, eventually it will come back to me. i mean i was awake, i was conscious, i must have said and done things, so i SHOULD be able to remember if i try hard enough. but nothing, nothing comes back to me.
why would someone want to fight me? i'm sweet and loveable, and friendly (except if you're a drunken asshole trying to grab my ass)..... i guess alcohol is the thing to blame. somehow alcohol turns me from a friendly, nice, articulate girl, into a drunken, slurring, hoebag with red wine stains and panda eyes, who steps on one too many toes and provokes another drunken hoebag into wanting to start a fight.
i guess it shouldn't matter.its just another funny story to add to my collection, but argh, i just wish i could remember.
i had a great day with mum, i really wish she didn't have to go home and i saw her more often. we did lots of shopping and i have a kick ass new worky grown up outfit... heh, can't wait to wear it tomorrow. god i'm such a girl- clothes make me so happy.
why would someone want to fight me? i'm sweet and loveable, and friendly (except if you're a drunken asshole trying to grab my ass)..... i guess alcohol is the thing to blame. somehow alcohol turns me from a friendly, nice, articulate girl, into a drunken, slurring, hoebag with red wine stains and panda eyes, who steps on one too many toes and provokes another drunken hoebag into wanting to start a fight.
i guess it shouldn't matter.its just another funny story to add to my collection, but argh, i just wish i could remember.
i had a great day with mum, i really wish she didn't have to go home and i saw her more often. we did lots of shopping and i have a kick ass new worky grown up outfit... heh, can't wait to wear it tomorrow. god i'm such a girl- clothes make me so happy.
6 Comments:
At June 21, 2005 1:36 PM, Rach said…
I have to admit, you are very.. intense.. and hotheaded.. when you're drunk. It's just a fact of life!
Not that we mind.. ;)
Lub!
At June 21, 2005 2:34 PM, Hannah said…
You know, I reckon drunken hoebags are on the rise in Brisbane.
Last weekend I was in the Valley helping a friend celebrate her birthday. My boyfriend and I were waiting patiently at the bar to order drinks when this chick pushed in beside us. The bar girl came along to take our order and the chick beside us gets all pissy, insisting that she place her order first. My boyfriend politely points out to her that we were there first, and she gives him a dirty look and storms off.
Later in the night, I was on the dance floor with a couple of friends and the rude bitch from the bar walks up behind me and throws her drink on my back.
It took every ounce of self control I had not to fucking pummel her!
I had to walk around the rest of the night with a orange juice stain on the back of my shirt.
:(
At June 21, 2005 8:40 PM, chronic cuntmacula said…
haha hannah, if u said it was a red wine stain you know who i'd be blaming?
*cough rhiannon cough*
:)
Anyways, verbatim what Rach said.
I don't even mind you said you hated me! Alcohol talk is funny. Like when No means Yes.
HAHAA
I'm drunk now :(
At June 21, 2005 9:04 PM, reanon said…
you're drunk?!?!? at 8.40pm on tuesday? the oc had only been on for 10 minutes, you musta pissed it up quickly.
i didn't say i hated you..... did i? i dont think i would have, plus you were gone by the time the black outs started.
seriously hannah, thank GOD you didn't say red wine, else i would have worried.
At June 22, 2005 8:48 AM, cuntola said…
yeah rhi it was pretty damn funny!
You chucked the shits when I was in a cab home and u were at rics...
you were all "I HATE YOU" and hung up before i could even explain! :P
you're a fiery one :)
Anyways. As for last night, yes drunk at 8:40. Industry night thing at the Story Bridge hotel... Free drinks.. need I say more.
Oh and I missed the OC - i forgot it was tuesday.
At June 22, 2005 11:57 AM, Hannah said…
Hehe no it was definitely not you. This chick was bottle blonde and was in some hideous Supre getup.
I think everyone is entitled to a drunken tanty once in awhile, but it seems like all the city scrags are taking over the Valley.
So sad :(
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