awesome night last night! mum is visiting and we all went to dinner at the mexican restaurant- delicious food, and god i love sangria!!!! we got to the paddo a bit early and the place was chock-a-block full of footy bogans after some broncos game at the stadium down the road. arghhhhhh. we headed down to the comedy club which is down 3 flights of stairs, under the club. everyone was lined up before the doors opened, and there's a car park down one flight down.

mum and i stood out in the carpark to have a cigarette and there were lots of other people hanging out there, waiting for the comedy club doors to open. there was a girl trying to get out of an awkward car park. she had parked in a tight spot that wasn't even a car park, and there was a car now in a car space that made it really hard for her to get out. a few people were helping her get out, forward, back, little by little and then she finally got out. she drove out of the car park and everyone was just standing around talking etc. suddenly there's a huge smash and we realize some guy had just taken a steering wheel lock to the back windscreen of the car that had made it difficult for that other car to get out. it was the boyfriend of the girl driving the car, he just smashed the back windscreen of the other car and piss bolted out of there. we were standing RIGHT next to that car. i was in shock, like what the fuck? the alarm was going off and we all stood their open mouthed, trying to work out what just happened, who he was and why he had done that. i was really suprised when the car alarm cut out after about 30 seconds. what is the bloody use of that???

but i just couldn't believe we had just seen a guy smash a car window for no apart reason. his girlfriend and him were in the wrong for parking in a stupid spot that wasn't a car park. and they got out eventually anyway with NO damage to their car, so what was the point? why act out so violently? and can you imagine being his girlfriend? how is that appealing? i would be so revolted seeing someone i was with act out so violently. even hearing ex's brag about past fights etc was a complete turn off. ergh.

so we all ended up going in and the show was awesome. wil anderson was trashed and he talks sooo fast, which i definately find endearing. i laughed so hard my cheeks hurt and every had a good time. adam hills was the special guest and he joined wil up on stage. there was so many good lines, but of course i can't remember them thru the haze of my hangover, however the gretel killen (australian big brother host) comment - "mutton dressed as whore" was pure gold!

i dont remember how long the show went but we got to the valley about 2.30am... after the show we met wil and adam, got photos yay! and they said they were going to head to rics. so off we went to the valley, and at rics i met scott from tripod. he was really nice and obviously not as wasted as wil, so we managed to have a decent conversation which was awesome. wil anderson was mega trashed and eventually he had to go to bed. he gave me a hug and said nice to meet you and stuff,. oh god, i am so lame and i get so star struck hahahahha. he's just so funny and entertaining. very cool to have met him.

anyway the night wore on, i drank way too much. i spilt red wine on myself and on my new top :( so i was frantically trying to wash it off, running around in the female toilets in only my bra.... i must have thought i got it out, so i went back out for another drink. i seriously seem to have blacked out, because i dont remember how this happened, but i almost got in a fight! all i can remember is this girl being held back by her friend/boyfriend, and mum trying to pull me away. i was so trashed and obviously i was not getting my meaning across very well. all i wanted to say to this girl was 'i dont want to fight, i am just trying to not spill any more of my wine'.. i had spilt more wine on myself from people bumping into me (plus me not being able to stand or walk properly) and must have tried to get past her, push her out of the way or something and it somehow ended up almost a fight. hahahahha i full dont remember what happened, how i got into that situation and its kinda scary that i just cannot remember anything,... just mum and everyone telling me to not worry about it and that we should go.

ahhhhhhh funny shit.

i think we were all home and in bed by 5am, and i was up at 10am, still feeeling drunk. we had yum cha for lunch which was soooo good, and then spent the afternoon doing hair. rach and i both got cuts and colour. bits of my hair are really really fucking blond, damn red was tough to get out, but its pretty much white/blond now.

this pathetic excuse for a post has taken me all afternoon and evening to type up. its now almost 9pm and i'm so very tired. i'm taking the day off tomorrow for some quality mother/daughter bonding session (aka shopping!!!) yay!